A man & a woman who never met before, find themselves on upper & lower berth of a long distance train. At 2 am, the man leans over saying, “Ma’am, sorry to bother you, would you be kind enough to give me a 2nd blanket from the side table. Its awfully cold.

“I have a better idea”, she replied, “Just for tonight, why don’t we pretend that we are married !!”
“Great idea Madam.”. He replied in excitement.
She says,”Well then Get up & take it yourself.” 😀