Here’s an Original & Uncut email conversation from Craigslist. Craigslist is an online community for free classified advertisements for sales/services/jobs etc. Due to its originality, the ‘swear’ words haven’t been removed. So please do not take them in the offensive. I hope you enjoy reading it 😀

 

 

Original ad:
I need a dishwasher, dont care what color so long as it is a good working dishwasher that is cheap. I have a truck and can pick it up if necessary.

 

 

From me to ********@*********.org:

Hello! My name Miguel, I am good working dishwasher. I work at Ricardo’s Pizza as dishwasher for 5 years- me top dishwasher. Leave your dishes very clean and work for cheap. I have no driving license. You pick up, yes?

Miguel

 

From John ******* to Me:

haha I want a dishwashing machine not a person who washes dishes. thanks though.

 

From Me to John *******:

Yes, I wash dishes like machine…even better! You want, yes?

 

From John ******* to Me:

No! No want! I want THIS !!

That is called a DISHWASHER. I don’t want a porto rican who washes dishes!

 

From Me to John *******:

Oh noooo, I no Puerto Rican. Puerto Ricans very bad dishwashers – no work ethic. I Mexican – very good work ethic! You no worry, Miguel wash all dishes on time, with pride!

Is that your dishwash machine? I use sink and soap but can use machine too.

Miguel

 

From John ******* to Me:

NO dude I want to BUY a machine. i dont know if i can be any clearer. You dont understand me, do you?

 

From Me to John *******:

No worry, I leave dishes clear, clean and sparkle!

Miguel

 

From John ******* to Me:

Dude, you obviously have trouble reading English here. I used a translater.

NO QUIERO CONTRATARLE. QUIERO COMPRAR UNA APLICACIÓN DEL LAVAPLATOS.

you comprende?

 

From Me to John *******:

que?

 

From John ******* to Me:

oh for crying out fucking loud dude why did i even bother

fuck this !!

 

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