Archive for October 17, 2011


Here’s another Original & Uncut email conversation from Craigslist. Craigslist is an online community for free classified advertisements for sales/services/jobs etc. Due to its originality, the ‘swear’ words haven’t been removed. So please do not take them in the offensive. I hope you enjoy reading it 😀

Original ad:
I want to get back into shape and am looking for a jogging partner. I always run better if I can keep the pace with someone else as I am sure other fellow runners know. I only work afternoons so I can run during the morning or night, doesnt matter much to me. Shoot me an email if you want to be running partners.

 

From Me to *************@*******.org:

Dear New Running Partner,

Hello! My name is Mustafi Chukwuemeka Adetokunbo, but my friends call me Wuemeka. I have just moved to Philadelphia from Kenya and I too am looking for a running partner. I run for twelve miles every morning, and another eight at night. I now run a 4 minute mile. I know this is slow, but no worry, I am aiming to run a 3:50 mile by next month. I most look forward to running with you, my new friend! Please respond with your contact information and where you would like to run. I am not so acquainted with Philadelphia, but I would prefer to run in densely forested areas if you know of any.

Run with you soon,

Wuemeka

 

From Steve ***** to Me:

Wow man! Are you for real? Theres no frickin way I can run a 4 minute mile !!!!!!!

 

From Me to Steve *****::

Dear Steve,

I am sorry to hear you cannot run a 4 minute mile. I can slow down my pace if you would like. How does a 4 minute 30 second mile sound?

Warm regards,

Wuemeka

 

From Steve ***** to Me:

HAH! dude I can run a 9 minute mile on a good day. Thats it. I’m not training for the freaking Olympics here…

 

From Me to Steve *****::

Nine minutes? Why are you so slow, friend? Nine minutes! Man oh man, is that slow! In my country, you would not survive! You would be eaten by a lion or speared by a rhino! I am very sorry for you my friend. You remind me of my last running partner Jumu, he was eaten by a cheetah!

Good day to you,

Wuemeka

 

From Steve ***** to Me:

Yeah well this isnt Africa, this is PHILLY. We have crackheads here, not rhinos or cheetahs or elephants and we sure as shit dont have rainforests. Come on man are you stupid?

 

From Me to Steve *****::

I am not stupid, you are the stupid one my friend! We will see who is the stupid one when you are being chased by a lion! We have a word for fools like you in Kenya – KUMAMAKO!

 

From Steve ***** to Me:

Leave me the fuck alone jumanji !!!!!

 

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New York artist Aram Bartholl decided to create the world’s first offline file-sharing network. He runs this project by embedding USB memory sticks into walls and curbs around New York City. Anyone can upload and download data into their laptops from any USB hub they find.
This process is called “Dead Drop

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Here‘s  a way of how you can make your own dead drop.

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Rebecca Black, shot to stardom with her 2011 single “Friday”. Although, the music video garnered some million hits, it is more known for the number of dislikes rather than the likes it gained on Youtube. As such, many parodies came up attacking the video. I especially liked this parody called “Braaiday” that was done to commemorate South Africa’s National Braai Day, held 24th September every year.

Here’s the Parody :

And, here’s the Rebecca Black’s Original “Friday” version :

Here’s an Original & Uncut email conversation from Craigslist. Craigslist is an online community for free classified advertisements for sales/services/jobs etc. Due to its originality, the ‘swear’ words haven’t been removed. So please do not take them in the offensive. I hope you enjoy reading it 😀

 

 

Original ad:
I need a dishwasher, dont care what color so long as it is a good working dishwasher that is cheap. I have a truck and can pick it up if necessary.

 

 

From me to ********@*********.org:

Hello! My name Miguel, I am good working dishwasher. I work at Ricardo’s Pizza as dishwasher for 5 years- me top dishwasher. Leave your dishes very clean and work for cheap. I have no driving license. You pick up, yes?

Miguel

 

From John ******* to Me:

haha I want a dishwashing machine not a person who washes dishes. thanks though.

 

From Me to John *******:

Yes, I wash dishes like machine…even better! You want, yes?

 

From John ******* to Me:

No! No want! I want THIS !!

That is called a DISHWASHER. I don’t want a porto rican who washes dishes!

 

From Me to John *******:

Oh noooo, I no Puerto Rican. Puerto Ricans very bad dishwashers – no work ethic. I Mexican – very good work ethic! You no worry, Miguel wash all dishes on time, with pride!

Is that your dishwash machine? I use sink and soap but can use machine too.

Miguel

 

From John ******* to Me:

NO dude I want to BUY a machine. i dont know if i can be any clearer. You dont understand me, do you?

 

From Me to John *******:

No worry, I leave dishes clear, clean and sparkle!

Miguel

 

From John ******* to Me:

Dude, you obviously have trouble reading English here. I used a translater.

NO QUIERO CONTRATARLE. QUIERO COMPRAR UNA APLICACIÓN DEL LAVAPLATOS.

you comprende?

 

From Me to John *******:

que?

 

From John ******* to Me:

oh for crying out fucking loud dude why did i even bother

fuck this !!

 

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