Archive for October 16, 2011

Being Stupid !!

Whenever I feel particularly stupid, I read this 😀

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.” ~ Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

–  “Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they are.” ~ Matt Lauer on NBC’s Today show, August 22

– “I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.” ~ David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

– “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” ~ Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

– “I’ve never had a major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” ~ Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

– “Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.” ~ Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

– “China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.” ~ Former French President Charles De Gaulle. Epic !! 😀

– “It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” ~ Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle.

– “After a short commercial break, I’ll introduce you to Kansas City’s latest murder victim.”  ~ WDAF-TV news anchor.

You must have seen numerous photographs of Polar bears, sometimes very cute and sometimes ugly. But, do you know Polar Bears have started to hate so much attention !! Thanks Global Warming …

Finland has become the first country in the world to declare broadband Internet access a legal right. The connection speed must be at least 1 megabit per second. Read here for more.

With four Guinness World Records to his name, Isao Machii, termed as the Modern Samurai is soon becoming a popular figure. Here below he shows his ability to cut a bullet into two pieces with his sword. Simply Unbelieveable !!

You can see more of his Guinness Records here