• Over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
  • On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
  • Pizza shop slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
  • Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: “We can help you pick your nose!”
  • In a non-smoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
  • On a maternity room door: “Push. Push. Push.”
  • At an optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
  • In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”